Art City Elopements

Weddings suck. We fixed them.

Traditional weddings take a year to plan, cost a fortune, stir up endless family drama—and leave you stressed, broke, and wondering why you did it.

Eloping solves all that. It’s fast, easy, and drama-free.

The only problem? Most elopements don’t have a great story, epic photos, or video worth sharing.

That’s where we come in.

A New Kind of “I Do”

Art City Elopements is a surreal, stress-free way to get married:

• 🌵 A surreal art backdrop in the New Mexico high desert
• 💍 An officiant who gets it (no cheesy chapel scripts)
• 🎥 Cinematic footage + stunning portraits shot by the Art City media team
• ✨ A story you’ll actually want to tell
• ❌ Absolutely no bullshit

Think of it like the Vegas chapel of the future—only tasteful, photogenic, and truly unforgettable.

The Package

For one flat price, you get everything you need for a complete wedding experience:

$999 Launch Special (per couple)

• Ceremony at Art City (30–45 minutes)
• Licensed officiant
• Full professional photo package (ceremony + portraits in front of large-scale art)
• 30-second cinematic highlight video
• Marriage certificate filing assistance
• A day you’ll actually want to remember

The Flow

We’re making elopement efficient, fun, and unforgettable.

1. Arrive – Fly into ABQ, Santa Fe, or Amarillo. We’ll even provide group van transport.
2. Get Married – Couples are scheduled every 30–60 minutes throughout the day.
3. Capture the Magic – Our media team documents your ceremony and creates epic content.
4. Celebrate – Share photos + video with your people. Head off into the sunset as newlyweds.

Why Art City?

Because your wedding should be:

• Fast (book it in minutes, not months)
• Affordable (under $1k, all-inclusive)
• Unique (no golf courses, no banquet halls, no Pinterest copycats)
• Legendary (your photos will look like a film still, not a stock image)

Book Your Spot

If you’re in love and done with the wedding industrial complex, this is your sign. Reserve your spot now and make Art City the elopement capital of the world.

Fill out this form to learn more.


🌵 Art City Elopement Calendar

April 2026 — Apr 15

• Astrology: Mid-month harmony date, spring rebirth vibes.
• Logistics: Desert in bloom, best weather (70s day / 50s night).

May 2026 — May 22

• Astrology: Fertile Taurus/Gemini season, waxing moon.
• Logistics: Warm but not too hot yet.

June 2026 — June 21 (Summer Solstice)

• Astrology: Solstice — longest day of the year, symbolic of abundance.
• Logistics: Hot (80s–90s°F days). Beautiful long sunsets.

September 2026 — Sept 15 (Virgo New Moon)

• Astrology: Virgo new moon — order, health, new life path.
• Logistics: Cooling off (70s day, 50s night). Best month for comfortable temps.

October 2026 — Oct 10 (10/10 numerology)

• Astrology: Double-ten energy = luck + alignment. (Schedule before Venus retrograde starts Oct 3).
• Logistics: Crisp, clear fall skies. Peak desert photography month.